Just came across this article about a "broad" who really wants to go to the World Series.  Now, it's fun to make fun of her for being a classless Frillies fan, but I'm thinking of running with this idea:

This broad Susan Finkelstein was arrested after she solicited sex acts to an undercover police officer who responded to her Craigslist ad. The ad read:

“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)
“Diehard Phillies fan—gorgeous tall buxom blonde— in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

It’s not known whether the cop gave her the tickets.

So, following her lead, I present to you, my craigslist ad (I'm really going to post this and leave an address here - I'll let you guys know what happens):

"Studly Yankee fan willing to provide mild pleasure for WS Tix"
Do you want to have your world rocked and do a solid for a guy who bleeds pinstripes.  Well, here's your chance.  I'm a studly mid twenties Yankees fan with the body of the God, the scent of Armani cologne and lilacs.  I'm not going to promise my A game, but I will provide any lady with tickets to any 2009 WS game a Tier, or outfield seat quality sexual experience that you won't soon forget (If all you can offer is standing room tickets, then you should expect standing room quality service, which almost guarantees premature release.

Please contact me so I can let you take a swing on my Louisville Slugger

More to come if I get any responses to my ad.  Shout out to OTR Sports Blog for the article.

UPDATE: Here's the link to my craigslist ad: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/wan/1440493997.html